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idkblogger:

first things first I’m the moodiest

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unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

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disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

sirredmayne:

What Do Fans Say When They Recognize You on the Street?

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constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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w0rkout-life:

overcome-your-dem0ns:

berliniloveyou:

ngxxx:

noneheavier0:

fucken hell  :(

My heart

Jesus. God. I’m an atheist. Christ, the tears.

How dare you

BUT THIS VIDEO ENDED IN THE GUY COMING HOME & SAYING HE WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE SO HE STAYED AT HIS FRIEND’S HOUSE SO IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING OKAY NO TEARS

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the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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sunshinesongbird:

I am extremely talented at being talentless.

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tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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