*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
fucken hell :(
Jesus. God. I’m an atheist. Christ, the tears.
How dare you
BUT THIS VIDEO ENDED IN THE GUY COMING HOME & SAYING HE WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE SO HE STAYED AT HIS FRIEND’S HOUSE SO IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING OKAY NO TEARS
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog